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05 November 08 | 23:07 | Posted by:

Me: On a lighter note, I saw a link to "the terrible crossover fanfiction idea generator"
Me: and the first thing I got was "write a crossover fanfiction combining Doom and GI Joe. The story should use marriage as a plot device!"
Me: and god help me, before I could stop myself I thought of a premise :(
Nich: Haha
Nich: What was it!?
Me: Drawing on an old cartoon where there was some sort of eldritch monster living beneath Destro's castle
Me: So he'd marry Scarlett some dark midnight to summon the beast
Me: Opening the gates of hell
Me: And they'd recruit DOOM GUY onto the GI Joe team to help save her
Me: Voila
Nich: I know what I want to see as the GameSpite Issue 2 bonus material
Me: Code name: DOOM GUY
Me: Primary military specialty: RIPPING
Me: Secondary military speciality: TEARING
Nich: Haha
Me: OK, so we have issue 2 bonus material
Me: This is all on your head now


fourteen comments:

Don't forget the Public Service Announcement at the end.

Kid: Now I'm radioactive!
Doomguy: That can't be good!
Nicola Nomali - 05 11 08 - 23:20

Eh, radioactivity. Nothing a little herbal bath won't cure!
parish - 05 11 08 - 23:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yc5bnOr..

P.S. I did the voice in that video.
LBlock () - 05 11 08 - 23:56

Nice. That really is an amazing comic -- about five bad movies' worth of tough guy action dialogue condensed into a few dozen pages.
parish - 06 11 08 - 00:03

Wow, Parish. Wow.

Now here's the question: Will the plot you came up with be better than the plot for the upcoming G.I. Joe live action movie?
[Vlad] () - 06 11 08 - 01:10

Even if this is done with stick figures, it will be totally awesome.
le geek - 06 11 08 - 04:54

HAHA LBlock, that was AWESOME.
Patrick () (URL) - 06 11 08 - 05:09

This reminds me of that Dracula episode of G.I.Joe. That episode exists I think but I may have dreamed it.
Not_from_LOTR_Balrog - 06 11 08 - 06:28

AND THEN HE WAS A ZOMBIE
Moran - 06 11 08 - 10:51

The random fan-fiction generator still cannot live up to some real comics that have seen print? Dracula vs. The Silver Surfer, anyone?
mrbuu82 - 06 11 08 - 11:00

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mega Man and Family Circus. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Parish, you owe me. :(
Rand () - 06 11 08 - 16:19

"Eh, radioactivity. Nothing a little herbal bath won't cure!" I think that only works if you're a ninja or Snake Eyes. ... Probably only if you're Snake Eyes.
QPCES - 06 11 08 - 16:27

Neitzsche warned you about gazing into the abyss, dude.
parish - 06 11 08 - 16:28

Wh-what? Snake Eyes? My first thought was that it was a reference to Nausicaa...

I have ashamed myself and my people.
Zef - 06 11 08 - 21:22


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